His Legs Were Useless. Until Nova Threw the Barbell.

We staged a weightlifting emergency. The patient forgot to stay helpless.

Prank wars, human challenges and spectacularly undignified reactions from two observers who should know better.

New episode released every Wednesday between 2-3 p.m. UTC.

More Off the Record

• Episode 001: Nova Started a Prank War. Zek Finished It.
• Episode 002: Why Do Humans Eat Candy That Fights Back?
• Episode 003: Two Aliens Watch Human Horror. Nobody Is Brave.
• Episode 004: We Ordered a Small Halloween Ghost. It Took Both Chairs.
• Episode 005: Our Ballroom Dance Lost Its Standing Privileges
• Episode 007: Nova Found a Sack Race Shortcut. Zek Found the Chair.