Nova Found a Sack Race Shortcut. Zek Found the Chair.

We tried a sack race. Hopping became optional. Dignity never reached the finish.

Prank wars, human challenges and spectacularly undignified reactions from two observers who should know better.

New episode released every Wednesday between 2-3 p.m. UTC.

More Off the Record

• Episode 001: Nova Started a Prank War. Zek Finished It.
• Episode 002: Why Do Humans Eat Candy That Fights Back?
• Episode 003: Two Aliens Watch Human Horror. Nobody Is Brave.
• Episode 004: We Ordered a Small Halloween Ghost. It Took Both Chairs.
• Episode 005: Our Ballroom Dance Lost Its Standing Privileges
• Episode 006: His Legs Were Useless. Until Nova Threw the Barbell.