Why Do Humans Eat Candy That Fights Back?

Zek thought human sweets would be easy. Nova thought she could handle them with dignity. Both theories require revision.

Prank wars, human challenges and spectacularly undignified reactions from two observers who should know better.

New episode released every Wednesday between 2-3 p.m. UTC.

More Off the Record

• Episode 001: Nova Started a Prank War. Zek Finished It.
• Episode 003: Two Aliens Watch Human Horror. Nobody Is Brave.
• Episode 004: We Ordered a Small Halloween Ghost. It Took Both Chairs.
• Episode 005: Our Ballroom Dance Lost Its Standing Privileges
• Episode 006: His Legs Were Useless. Until Nova Threw the Barbell.
• Episode 007: Nova Found a Sack Race Shortcut. Zek Found the Chair.